my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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