respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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