Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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