you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Randomize
