apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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