no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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