so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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