He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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