My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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