I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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