Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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