Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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