We're like a lot better than the average bears
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
is it fun? or sober?
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