Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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