You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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