school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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