We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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