Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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