So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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