whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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