do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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