Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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