Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I think people are normalizing furries
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
