I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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