I must be too annoying 4 u.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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