I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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