i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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