I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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