At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
