Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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