What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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