So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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