Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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