this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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