What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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