There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
