; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Come on in and take your pants off
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