Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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