I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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