Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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