i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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