Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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