thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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