Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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