Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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