dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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