If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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