I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Buhtt sex?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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