Don't you send me to vm
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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