I bet he comes in French.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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