Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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